White Privilege: Radio Play

Ep. 6 - White Devil's Advocate

Episode Summary

SEASON ONE FINALE!!!! Charlie finds luck in HR, then takes her revenge on social media. Ashley interviews Spencer at the crowded white-rights rally. Luckily, there’s champagne….

Episode Notes

Charlie finds luck in HR, then takes her revenge on social media. Ashley interviews Spencer at the crowded white-rights rally. Luckily, there’s champagne….

 

THE CAST OF WHITE PRIVILEGE RADIO PLAY:

Ashley Allen – Natalie Wachen

Vinnie – Brian N. Taylor

Spencer Wilson– Chris Osbrink

Elizabeth Ellis – Nan McNamara

Whalid Walid – Eddie Goines

Stephen Sly/Elijah Edelman - Joe D. Reitman

Charlie Cole/Helen in HR – Ashley Chaney

Effie Edelman – Andia Winslow

Monica Edelman – Janora McDuffie

 

 

CREDITS:

Written & Directed by Natasha Lewin

Produced by DaVida Chanel Smith of Creating, Etcetera

Engineered by Tom Fritze at LoLA Studios

Casting Director Medge Ross

Music courtesy of J. Wells

Music courtesy of Bleu

 

Copyright 2020

 

Episode Transcription

A listener note: This episode contains adult content.

INT. HOME / INT. VAN 

WAHLID (O.S.) (in phone) You’re doing WHAT??

ELIJAH (O.S.) (in phone) You’re interviewing WHO?!

MONICA (O.S.) (in phone) Don’t you dare! You’re going to get yourself killed!!

EFFIE (O.S.) (in phone) That’s it, I’m driving up there. 

Muffled CHANTING.

NAZIS (O.S.) White power / White Pride!

ASHLEY
No, Effie, definitely do not come here. It’s not safe.

EFFIE (O.S.) You think you’re safe?? What happens if they find out about you?

ASHLEY
I’ll be in and out. It’s fine.

EFFIE (O.S.)
Then why even tell us? Mom and dad are worried sick. 

BANGING on the VAN.

VINNIE (O.S.) Ready for your closeup??

ASHLEY (sotto) Just in case. I gotta go.

EXT. LOS ANGELES CONVENTION CENTER ans DOORS SLIDE OPEN. CHANTING.

NAZIS Jews will not replace us!

ASHLEY Ready.

VINNIE That was fast.

ASHLEY I pray quick.

VINNIE
I didn’t know you were religious.

ASHLEY
There’s a lot you don’t know about me. God, I wish I had a drink.

VINNIE
I’d offer you my flask but you’d prolly rat me out to Elizabitch.

ASHLEY You have a flask??

VINNIE No. It was a joke.

ASHLEY
If you did have one, I wouldn’t rat on you.

VINNIE Whatever you say, friend.

ASHLEY I need you to trust me. And I need to be able to trust my cameraman. Especially right now. You can’t leave me anywhere, promise??

INT. OFFICE - MUZAK

CHARLIE
A two-year severance??

ELIZABETH Okay, fine three years.

CHARLIE
Are you fucking kidding me?? I know everything about this company. I know everything about him. You’re gonna regret this so bad. You haven’t heard the last from Charlie Cole.

She STORMS out. A door SLAMS.

STEPHEN SLY Devil be gone.

ELIZABETH This is serious Stephen.

STEPHEN SLY
Yeah yeah, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

ELIZABETH
I wouldn’t put anything past Charlie. I don’t trust her.

INT. LOS ANGELES CONVENTION CENTER -  Muffled CHANTING. Crowd NOISE.

VINNIE
Holy shit, look at this place.

ASHLEY
I thought you came in already.

VINNIE
Not this side. Jeez, look at all the booths here. Southern Nationalists, the Klan ...

ASHLEY
The Boys and Girls Club?? Why are they here?

VINNIE
Same reason you are: They’re white.

ASHLEY
What’s that number, 1488?

VINNIE
Fourteen words: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

ASHLEY And 88?

VINNIE
H is the eighth letter of the alphabet.

ASHLEY So HH...?

VINNIE
Heil Hitler. Sheesh, you’re lucky I’m here to translate Caucasian to you, my aryan queen.

ASHLEY Knock it off.

INT. HR
Elevator doors DING. LOUD HEELS on the ground. ECHO-Y.

HELEN IN HR
Why, is that Charlene Coleman?? My, I haven’t seen you in years. Well, only on the TV. How are you, girl?

CHARLIE
You know why I’m in this shitty dungeon. Just gimme my paperwork.

HELEN IN HR What paperwork?

CHARLIE Elizabeth didn’t call you?

HELEN IN HR
No? Ohhh, does this have to do with that new girl, Ashley? I’m still waiting on her birth certificate so her stuff’s not complete yet.

CHARLIE
Right. Yeah. Ashley’s paperwork.

HELEN IN HR
You coming down here to fetch something. Hope everything’s okay.

CHARLIE
It’s for Stephen. They wanted someone they trusted to hand deliver it personally.

HELEN IN HR
Gosh, it’s been how long since I saw you last?

CHARLIE
Long. Look I gotta get back.

HELEN IN HR
I understand. I just never get any visitors unless they hire someone new. Or fire someone old. Lemme call Liz and get it checked out.

CHARLIE
Wait. Elizabeth’s not in her office.

HELEN IN HR
I’ll have her paged then --

CHARLIE I don’t have time the paperwork. Gimme call her after. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

HELEN IN HR
You’re right, I’m sorry. Let me get Ashley’s file for you.

INT. EXPO - EARLY EVENING
Crowd MURMURS. FEEDBACK from a mic.

EMCEE (in mic) Can you hear me okay? Thumbs up? Good. And now for the best part of the evening, our keynote speaker.

WOMAN
I love you Spencer Wilson!!

EMCEE
I think it’s fair to say we all love the man about to step up to the podium. Our struggle for a white ethnostate would never be nearly as successful without him.

APPLAUSE.

EMCEE (CONT'D)
So without any further ado, Spencer Wilson! 

APPLAUSE

VINNIE
This guy’s great. You’re gonna love him.

ASHLEY Can’t wait.

SPENCER WILSON (in mic) Thanks Donnie. Wow. Look
these beautiful, smiling white faces. Imagine this place times 100, 1000, a million! 350 million to be exact. That’s why we’re here today. To finish what our European ancestors started when they first got rid of the Indians. We’re here to stop the race blending. We’re here to make America white again! My brothers and sisters, the only way to halt the deconstruction of European culture in America is by sowing our Aryan seed far and wide. Just like the Bible said, be fruitful and multiply. That’s how we’ll finally achieve our goal of one race, one nation, indivisible under God. Save the Aryan legacy. Go forth and spread your seed.

NAZIS Knock them up! Knock them up!

APPLAUSE. Instagram NOTIFICATION ding. RUSTLING

VINNIE
Better put your phone on vibrate.

ASHLEY That’s not me.

VINNIE
Whoops, I should to take my own advice. Holy shit.

ASHLEY What?

VINNIE
Charlie Cole posted a video with the hashtag ‘Boycott Sly.’

ASHLEY Why?

 ATTENDEE  Shh!

VINNIE Come on.

EXT. HALLWAY
Spencer MUFFLED speaking.

CHARLIE (O.S.)
Hey, Charl-ettes. I wanted you to hear this directly from me before you heard it anywhere else. But today I walked away from Sly News. I’m no longer ashamed to admit that Stephen Sly took advantage of me years ago, and I never came forward. My career was too important to me, so I stayed. Stephen hired me on as anchor out of his own guilt. Sure, I grew into the role, but I got there because I was groomed by a man double my age. And unfortunately, I’m not the only woman Stephen’s dangled his carrot in front of. He does this to all his pretty new hires. And the more they bend to his will, the faster our career takes off. As you can imagine, this has been awful for me.

CROCODILE TEARS

CHARLIE (CONT'D)
I’m sorry, I didn’t expect to be this emotional, but I just couldn’t endure Stephen’s lies anymore.

VINNIE
You slept with my uncle??

ASHLEY
Of course not, shhh!

CHARLIE
So now I, your beloved Charlie Cole, asks you to please join me in a boycott of Stephen Sly and Sly News. No woman should be treated this way. We should be able to have a vibrant, successful career without having to satisfy the sick sexual urges of anyone else.

Phone RINGS. BEEP

ASHLEY (O.S.)
Hi, this is Ashley. Leave a message and I’ll call you back.

WAHLID (O.S.) (on phone) You’ve been cheating on me and I find out like this??! I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, Esther, but this is crazy. I was wondering how you got to be anchor so fast.

INT. OFFICE - MUZAK

STEPHEN SLY
Fucking bitch! I’ll have her head!

ELIZABETH What about Ashley?

STEPHEN SLY
I never touched Ashley!!

ELIZABETH
I meant her interview with Spencer.

STEPHEN SLY
He’s gonna pull the plug, wouldn’t you? FUCK!!

INT. EXPO Crowd MURMURS.

VINNIE
Calm down, I didn’t tell anybody.

ASHLEY
Then how would she know??

VINNIE You really think you got your job by sleeping with me. She's using the one thing people respond to: That Me Too bullshit,  It’s a power move.

ASHLEY Fuck!

RUSTLING.

VINNIE
Why are you taking your mic off?

ASHLEY
My career’s over. I can’t believe I went this fucking far to begin with.

VINNIE
There will be other interviews, calm down.

ASHLEY
Don’t you tell me to calm down again, you freak. You’re just as fucked up as everyone else here!

VINNIE Whoa.

LACKEY
Miss Allen? Spencer’s ready for you.

VINNIE He’s not pulling it?

LACKEY
He’s looking forward to it.

VINNIE
Didn’t he see Charlie’s video??

LACKEY
Spencer hates Charlie Cole. You, on the other hand, he likes. A lot.

VINNIE
Now what was that you were you saying about everybody here? They’re what? That I’m what?

ASHLEY
Gimme a break. She just just accused me of sleeping my way to the top.

VINNIE
Then mic back up and show that bitch who’s boss.

ASHLEY
What’s the point? Nobody’s ever gonna believe me.

VINNIE
Alright. Fine. If you can’t handle somebody saying shit about you, you’re in the wrong business.

ASHLEY Maybe I am.

VINNIE
I know you don’t think that. You said your job was “everything.” Don’t let someone else ruin your career. Especially if what they’re saying’s not true. Now mic up.

INT. GREEN ROOM

SPENCER WILSON
This being your first WELL rally, what’d you take away from it?

ASHLEY
There are a lot of white supremacy groups. And for all ages.

SPENCER WILSON It’s diversity at its finest.

ASHLEY
And I saw the Proud Boys were here. I thought they denounced racism?

SPENCER WILSON
See, that’s where people get WELL wrong. We’re not racist. We’re pro white. It’s no different than saying ‘Black power’ or being pro- Israel. What’s racist is Black Entertainment Television. If we had white entertainment television people would be up in arms. But WELL isn’t like that. We don’t have malice or hate toward other races. We simply believe the white race should be separate because it’s superior.

ASHLEY
Thank you, Spencer. This has truly been illuminating speaking to you.

SPENCER WILSON And it’s quite illuminating watching the good work you do on Sly. I’m glad this worked out the way it did otherwise I wouldn’t be sitting across from you.

ASHLEY
This has been Ashley Allen with Spencer Wilson, reporting live.

VINNIE
And we’re out. Nice job you two.

Champagne BOTTLE POPS.

SPENCER WILSON
Glass of champagne to celebrate?

Champagne POURS.

ASHLEY
Yes, please. I really appreciate you going ahead with all this. You sure helped me out.

SPENCER WILSON
First off, I’ll never miss a chance to gush about WELL. And second, I’m happy to throw Charlie Cole under a bus. Can I top you off there?

ASHLEY Thank you.

Liquid pours.

SPENCER WILSON
Maybe this will even help salvage your marriage after the damage I’m sure she about to cause.

ASHLEY
Marriage? Oh, this ring. I wear it to avoid getting hit on.

SPENCER WILSON So you’re not --

ASHLEY No.

VINNIE
Hey Ash, we should probably give him some space now, yeah?

ASHLEY
Of course. Thank you again, Mister--

SPENCER WILSON Please, call me Spencer.

ASHLEY
Spencer. Thanks for the champagne.

SPENCER WILSON
Would you like to have a drink, a real drink, with me? Somewhere?

VINNIE
We gotta get her back to the station. She loves her job. Right?

ASHLEY
Right. But I really could use a cocktail.

VINNIE
I think you should check in first.

ASHLEY
I think I can call in.

SPENCER WILSON There’s a place right next door.

ASHLEY
Great. Lemme grab my bag.

HEELS. FOOTSTEPS.

SPENCER WILSON
You’re fan of Ashley’s too, I see.

VINNIE I’m her cameraman.

SPENCER WILSON
I’m sure you wish you were more than that.

VINNIE
Ashley, can I talk to a sec?

VINNIE (CONT'D) (sotto) What are you doing?

ASHLEY
Taking your advice. I’m not going to let Charlie Cole ruin my career. I’m going to go out in public with the “most polarizing man in politics” then I’ll trend on social media and I’ll shut her story down. People will wanna hear my side of the story if they know who I am.

VINNIE
But he’s hitting on you.

ASHLEY
Don’t be so jealous. It’s a power move. For my job. 

SPENCER WILSON Ready?

ASHLEY
Ready. See you later, Vin.

SPENCER WILSON See you later. Brother.

FOOTSTEPS and HEELS as they leave.

VINNIE
I’m not your brother.

CREDITS: 

White Privilege is written and directed by Natasha Lewin

Produced by DaVida Chanel Smith for Creating, Etcetera 

Engineer Tom Fritze of LoLA Studios

Music Courtesy of J. Wells and Bleu

Casting Director Medge Ross

Thank you to the amazing White Privilege cast: 

Natalie Wachen as Ashley Allen

Brian N. Taylor as Vinnie Valiant

Chris Osbrink as Spencer Wilson

Eddie Goines as Wahlid Walid

Nan McNamara as Elizabeth Ellis

Joe Reitman as Stephen Sly and Elijah Edelman

Andia Winslow as Effie Edelman and Janica Jefferson

Ashley Chaney as Charlie Cole and Helen in HR

Janora McDuffie as Monica Edelman